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Title: COMEBACK
Author: Mari!
Fandom: Love*Com

The only thing more embarrassing than being in his father’s class, Umibouzu decided, was being in the classroom with both of his parents present. To be fair, it never happened except on the rare occasion when his mother came after school had gotten out to walk home with his father and him. By that time, though, no one else was around since both father and son stayed late for basketball practice.

Umibouzu, dubbed Umi by his godmother, Nobu, was content in knowing that his mother was a very busy woman and would never have the time during the workday to drop in unannounced. That is, until she did just that.

His father was in the middle of a history lesson—since somehow most of the coaches ended up teaching history—when the door flew open and the blur of the red-headed woman rushed in, followed closely behind by Haruka, though Umi couldn’t even begin to guess why the man followed his mother around. Haruka had once had him convinced that he was his mother’s lover on the side, but he was quickly assured by Nobu that it was bullshit and he should never listen to anything Haruka said. The man had at least 16 girlfriends at Nobu’s last count.

“UMIBOUZU COMEBACK TOUR!!!!” was all Risa had to say for Umi to decide that jumping out of the window wasn’t such a bad idea. It wasn’t until Nobu charged in, kneeing Risa in the side hard enough to send her flying, that Umi felt the urge to actually head towards the window. He stayed, however, reminding himself that he really didn’t want to fall to his death, and besides, the classroom was only on the first floor anyway.

“RISA, STOP EMBARRASSING MY GODSON. IT’S BAD ENOUGH YOU GAVE HIM THE DUMBEST NAME EVER.”

His classmates were already looking from the adults to him and back again by the time Nobu screamed at his mother. Umi was looking at his father, so he hadn’t noticed this; he could see the stars in his father’s eyes, and he could see that an outburst was on its way once the news finally sunk in.

It came just half a second later when, before anyone knew it, Risa and Atsushi were clasping hands and jumping up and down, squeeing like teenaged girls. Haruka was beside them, right hand dramatically placed on his forehead and sighing even more dramatically at the outburst as he cried out that it should be his hand holding Risa’s because she was still his hero and he still had faith that she’d come to her senses and leave her midget husband for him.

Finally, Umi stood, stalked over to the open window, and jumped out to run away, deciding that it wasn’t worth it to stay in the classroom and he’d rather impale himself on the gate that surrounded the school.

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coyul
Dec. 12th, 2007 03:41 pm (UTC)
akirasama
Dec. 13th, 2007 09:05 pm (UTC)
YAY UMI! ♥♥♥♥♥
coyul
Dec. 13th, 2007 10:39 pm (UTC)
♥~! :D
inocentinnuendo
Dec. 14th, 2007 05:53 am (UTC)
lmao
XD
coyul
Dec. 14th, 2007 12:02 pm (UTC)
:D
feifu
Dec. 19th, 2007 02:09 am (UTC)
wahahaha! poor kid lol XD
coyul
Dec. 19th, 2007 02:11 am (UTC)
I know, right? LEAVE IT TO THEM TO HAVE A COMPLETELY NORMAL CHILD.
lilangelita
Jan. 8th, 2008 08:11 am (UTC)
since somehow most of the coaches ended up teaching history

lmao, for two years in high school my history teachers were coaches (lol, my health teacher was also a coach.) It sucked because I liked history and they never knew anything about it. XD
coyul
Jan. 8th, 2008 12:01 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I took history with a coach, but I loved the classes. :D
freedomsbullets
Jun. 23rd, 2008 10:46 pm (UTC)
Strange question: you wouldn't by any chance be the Twisted Essences Mari would you? Who used to write Artemis Fowl fanfiction? I apologize if you aren't.
coyul
Jun. 23rd, 2008 10:51 pm (UTC)
I'm an Artemis Fowl fan, but sorry, that's not me. :/ Shit, I need a freaky nickname to add to my name, lol. (Sorry, been reading too much Stephanie Plum and have Jersey-speak in my head)
freedomsbullets
Jun. 24th, 2008 12:31 am (UTC)
Aw, I'm sorry then. I used to talk to a girl named Mari who went by Twisted Essences and Surrealallstar, but then she just kind of fell off the map a few years ago. Your welcome post sounded a lot like her so I thought "maybe." :(

Nice story anyway. :D
coyul
Jun. 24th, 2008 12:36 am (UTC)
No problem and thanks. :D Sorry you were disappointed. :/
preety_lady
Jun. 25th, 2008 10:14 pm (UTC)
I can't find many Love*Com fanfics but your is hillarious. I so loved it! Poor Umi. His parents are crazy as ever! :D
coyul
Jun. 25th, 2008 10:29 pm (UTC)
Thank you~ :D Yes, Umi is sadly a very normal child born of insane parents.
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